This is how games go terribly wrong.

The game started in the car on the way home from school.

Princess said she was to be called Beans 2 from now on. Whatever her sister’s name was, hers would be that with a 2.

Of course, Beans being the lovely and evil sister she is promptly changed her name to Poop. Therefore Princess would be Poop 2…haha….get it?

After laughing hysterically when Bubby started pointing at them and calling them both ‘Poop’, they decided I should change my name from Mommy to something else.

I thought long and hard about something that is not easily said but funny at the same time.

Then I announced, ‘I am renouncing the name Mommy and henceforth I shall be called Zocka Zocka Ehzockewan.

My kids tried to say it three or four times then announced the game was over.

Lame.

However, I think I might keep it and no longer answer to Mommy….what do you think? : )