Princess: What if I ever want one of my teeth back?
Me: Mommies and Daddies can ask for a few teeth back from the Tooth Fairy for memories.
Princess: Can you ask for one of mine back?
Me: I already have. I have the first tooth you lost. I have your sisters too.
Beans: You have my first lost tooth? Can I see it?
Me: It’s bedtime.
Beans: Tomorrow then.
Me: Ok, tomorrow. (Don’t worry I have all their teeth so no panicking, lol)
Princess: I wonder what the Tooth Fairy does with all those teeth?
Beans: Yeah Mom, what does she need teeth for? Weird!
Me: Ummmmm…..I’m not sure, I never asked her.
Beans: I think I know.
Beans: Yeah, she collects teeth from so many kids because she loves teeth. She uses them to build and entire hugely huge castle. It has teeth walls and teeth ceilings, teeth doors and her bed is made of teeth. All shiny and white. And then she has special teeth, the really interesting looking ones. Those she keeps in cases lined up along the wall and she lays on the floor looking at them because they are so beautiful.
Beans: Some kids’ parents let them go visit the castle and she gives tours. I LOVE TEETH!
Princess: Oh Momma, can we visit the Tooth Fairy castle tomorrow night?
Me: Um, no. We…..
Beans: We need reservations, duh. Good night!
Princess: Good Night.
Me: What just happened here?